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But no, this is actually another poppy Disney Channel original movie, which seems chiefly designed to move soundtrack units amongst impressionable tweens. It’s true, I know… ‘Lemonade Mouth’ sounds like one of those old AOL internet test disc sign-up passwords, in which randomly generated words get thrown together. Alas, there is no option which disrobes Heard, though her jean shorts leave little to the imagination anyway. There’s also a complement of scene-specific features, which allows viewers to track the body count Milton racks up.
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Bonus features consist of an audio commentary track with Lussier and Framer, full of production details and other anecdotes, plus two brief extended scenes with commentary from Lussier.
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‘Drive Angry’ comes to Blu-ray in a complementary cardboard slipcover, presented in a 1080p high definition transfer and 1.78:1 widescreen, with an English language DTS-HD master audio 5.1 track and a Spanish language Dolby digital 5.1 track, plus English SDH subtitles.
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The title is true (there is plenty of angry driving herein), but the movie never morphs into the completely insane, rip-snorting romp that it feels like it could be in the hands of, say, someone like ‘Crank’ co-directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor. The filmmakers lack the sort of upper-eight-figure budget necessary to pull off some of the big set pieces as conceived, but they plow ahead anyway, resulting in these cheesy, disjointed, effects-disabled scenes that look slapped together by an enthusiastic but under-qualified Ray Harryhausen acolyte. The chief problem, though, relates to tone and scale. Director Patrick Lussier, working from a script co-written with Todd Farmer, his partner in the same capacity on the recent remake of ‘My Bloody Valentine’, has editing chops, a robust sound mix and some of the sort of ridiculously over-the-top staging instincts that one imagines make the movie’s more lurid elements connect in 3-D. Pursued by an enigmatic man known only as The Accountant (William Fichtner), Milton hooks up with Piper (Heard), a tough-as-nails waitress who ankles her abusive boyfriend and shruggingly accepts a little supernaturally-tinged road-movie adventure. Bad dude Milton (Cage) busts out of hell (yes, literally hell… not metaphorically), intent on tracking down the cult leader (Billy Burke, awkwardly trying on a Loo-easy-annuh accent) who murdered his daughter, and stole her baby for a forthcoming Satanic sacrifice. Well, the story reads like some sort of nutty leftover from the go-go, high-concept 1980s. All of which sounds like it should tip the awesome-meter in spasmodic fashion, I realize. Oh, and he drinks blood out of a human skull.
And there’s even an action scene where Cage’s character has a shootout while actually having sex with Charlotte Ross. And Amber Heard is, let’s be honest, hot as all get out - hot with two “t”s, really. Oh, sure, Nicolas Cage works his whole zonked-out/crazy thing, this time with stringy, dyed-blonde hair. That said, ‘Drive Angry’ is… well, a disappointment. So it’s best to take my criticism with a grain of salt, and that knowledge. Prior to firing up the 2-D incarnation of ‘Drive Angry’ on Blu-ray, I perhaps made the fatal miscalculation of not throwing down an alcoholic beverage or three.
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